bobbbyg:

Please consider giving us a year without a same-sex sex scandal involving one of your leaders before your next assault on equal rights.

Many Thanks,

The People

All credit for the genius that is above goes to my friend Alex Steed. You can also find him on Twitter @alexsteed. He’s better than awesome.

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant
Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus
18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, written by a US man,
and posted on the Internet….

when I gave a cute old asian lady two paper grocery bags full of returnables and she cried.

lady liberty

They rapin everybody out here, the remix

is calling boys I hate and then having to deal with them later. :/

taken by @bobbbyg in New Orleans

theussmakeshitup asked: Is there a song out right now that makes you want to drown kittens? Something SO awful that you actually wish your ears would bleed to drown it out??

There is a whole GENRE…that death metal where the guy singing sounds like cookie monster…

trippy! (via tnylgn, procrastenabled)

THIS is how you wear name tags

maybe I should reconsider my hatred of tomatoes…

Poor sad lil bunny

My owl eye sunburn

My mom yells at me “You could be such a talented writer, if only you’d learn some GRAMMAR”

daddynobucks asked: Rachel,

NYC misses your awesomeness! When you coming down to visit?

Best regards,
Scot

My sister is due in late October…I’m going to bring my catchers mitt down around then and see if her vagina pitches a strike.